May 2011
“I had a dream about our wedding the other night. It was perfect.”
A.S.B.: Who doesn't like a blonde joke? →
afternoonsnoozebutton:
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The…
Who needs a nice guy when you could have a bad boy ;)
“Jon: “Just day dreaming.”
Me: “About what?”
Jon:...”
